NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for
a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office
& I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"




GOD GIVES US MANY GIFTS..!


FROM THE BEAUTY OF THE MORNING LIGHT
TO EVENING'S MOONLIT GLOW,

FROM THE WARMTH OF SUMMER AFTERNOONS
TO WINTER'S LOVELY SNOW,

FROM THE CLOSENESS OF OUR FAMILY TIES
TO THE KINDNESS OF OUR FRIENDS,


FROM THE STRENGTH & HOPE WE NEED EACH DAY
TO THE JOY & LOVE HE SENDS,


GOD GIVES US MANY PRECIOUS GIFTS

TO TREASURE & TO SHARE,

BUT THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL IS "FAITH"

JUST KNOWING HE IS THERE !!!


- ANONYMOUS!

(THE BEST ONE FROM MY COLLECTION)
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Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful


THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND MARRIAGE<<<< « on: Yesterday at 11:49:53 AM » Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa. Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children. Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early. Love is a romantic drive. Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac . Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure. Love is sweet nothing in the ear. Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank. Tv has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!". Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!" Tips on Filling your Vehicles... « on: April 15, 2008, 05:20:31 AM » Tips on Filling your Vehicles... This is a Message received from a friend: I don't know what you guys are paying for petrol... but here in Durban, we are also paying higher, up to 47.35 per litre. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every litre. Here at the Marian Hill Pipeline, where I work in Durban, we deliver about 4 million litres in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel; the next day is jet fuel, and petrol, LRP and Unleaded. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 litres. ONLY BUY OR FILL UP YOUR CAR OR BIKKIE IN THE EARLY MORNING WHEN THE GROUND TEMPERATURE IS STILL COLD. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground, the denser the fuel, when it gets warmer petrol expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening.... your litre is not exactly a litre. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the petrol, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products play an important role. A 1degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps. WHEN YOU'RE FILLING UP, DO NOT SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER OF THE NOZZLE TO A FAST MODE. If you look, you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages: low, middle, and high. In slow mode, you should be pumping on low speed, thereby minimizing the vapours that are created, while you are pumping. All hoses at the pump have a vapour return. If you are pumping on the fast rate, some of the liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapour. Those vapours are being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're getting less worth for your money. ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT TIPS IS TO FILL UP WHEN YOUR TANK IS HALF FULL. The reason for this is, the more fuel you have in your tank, the less air occupying its empty space. Petrol evaporates faster than you can imagine. Petroleum storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between the petrol and the atmosphere, so it minimizes the evaporation. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every truck that we load is temperature compensated, so that every litre is actually the exact amount. ANOTHER REMINDER, IF THERE IS A FUEL TRUCK PUMPING INTO THE STORAGE TANKS, WHEN YOU STOP TO BUY, DO NOT FILL UP - most likely the petrol/diesel is being stirred up as the fuel is being delivered, and you might pick up some of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom. Hope, this will help you get the maximum value for your money. DO SHARE THESE TIPS WITH OTHERS! LET’S SHARE INFORMATION AND BENEFIT ALL, FOR THE BETTER OF MANKIND. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, "My Purpose is to ……today "!! Live with 3 E `s……………Energy, Enthusiasm, Empathy, And the 3 F`s ……………...Faith, Family, Friends Spend more time with People over the age of 70 and under the age of Six Dream more while you are awake Try to make at least three people smile each day Realize that life is School and you are here to learn, pass your tests. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class Lessons you learn will last a lifetime Smile and laugh more. it will keep you the energy vampires away Life isn't fair, but it's still good Life is so short to waste time hating anyone Gender: Female Posts: 957 MOTIVATION........ « on: April 26, 2008, 04:49:47 AM » MOTIVATION HOW TO STAY MOTIIVATED ALL THE TIME Motivation is deeply personal *** First principal is deeply of Motivation *** Want to change and change *** Have a very good reason for do so *** Change permanently *** It creates new relationship with others *** It is a disciplined personality *** Motivation is your BEST DEVOLOP POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE *** Your attitude determines your attitude in life *** Believe that most things can be done by some one- Why not you?? *** Don't let your subconscious take you where you don't want to go DEVOLOP DEED PERSONAL INTEGRITY *** Be some one who you can admire *** Don't play dangerous games with your subconscious mind *** Treat yourself as your best friend OPERATE WITHIN PERSONAL TIME TABLE * Time is your most valuable time * Allow time for others * Keep a respect for your own life span and allocate time * Frames to do what you need to do as what you want to do * Need what you should do Minimize people dependency Accept total personal responsibility Make motivation a habit Aspire to something greater than your self Give your motivation to others ONE DAY YOU WILL WIN YOUR LIFE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman Must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman Is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows, The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows. STRENGTH OF A MAN The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It is how good a buddy he is with his kids. The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. It is in how respected he is at home. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.. It is in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by. It is in can he be true to one woman. The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome. LIFE IS STILL MEANINGFUL>>>>>>>
« on: April 25, 2008, 02:10:42 PM »


If there is a future there is time for mending
Time to see your troubles coming to an ending

Life is never helpless however great your sorrows
If you're looking forward to a new tomorrow

If there is time to wishing then there is time for hopping
When through doubt and darkness you are blindly groping

Though the heart be heavy and hurt you may be feeling
If there is time for praying there is time for healing

So if through your window there is new day breaking
Thank God for the promise, though mind and soul be aching

If with harvest over there is grain enough for gleaning
There is new tomorrow and life still has meaning


Gay Puja Joe Cole, Lesbian Gilai Cheryl

Jakarta - Di antara sekian banyak pemain sepakbola, Joe Cole didapuk kalangan gay sebagai yang terseksi. Sementara Cheryl, istri Ashley Cole, jadi WAG impian para lesbian.

Joe Cole sepertinya harus siap jadi olok-olok para rekan-rekannya di Chelsea, setelah dirinya dinobatkan sebagai pesepakbola pujaan kaum gay, dalam sebuah jajak pendapat yang dilakukan oleh situs gay-PARSHIP.co.uk.

Keseksian gelandang Chelsea tersebut dinilai oleh para peserta jajak pendapat lebih seksi dari nama tenar lainnya yang disisihkan, seperti David Beckham dan Michael Owen.

Masih dari kubu Stamford Bridge, Cheryl yang bersuamikan bek kiri "Si Biru", Ashley Cole, juga jadi pemenang dalam jajak pendapat yang sama. Di antara para wanita pendamping pesepakbola Inggris, alias WAG, sosoknya paling digilai para lesbian.

Secara luar biasa, nama Nyonya Ashley itu mendominasi dengan meraup 43 persen hasil jajak pendapat. Cheryl mengungguli Alex Curran (istri Steven Gerrard), Louise Owen (pendamping Michael Owen) dan Victoria Beckham (pasangan David Beckham).

Demikian seperti dikutip dari The Sun, Senin (28/4/2008).